简单的英语幽默小故事★清华大学★英语系测试:为中小学生英语量身定做.官方:HYPERLINK :qinghua.yeryy:qinghua.yeryy 清华大学英语教授研究组提供简单的英语幽默小故事1Mr. Jones had a few days holiday so he said Im going to go to the mountains
英语幽默小故事2008-02-20 17:12 I Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked What happened A kid bit me replied Ivan.Would you recognize him if you saw h
英语幽默小故事2008-02-20 17:12 I Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked What happened A kid bit me replied Ivan.Would you recognize him if you saw him
英语幽默小故事Where is the eggTeacher:Can you make a sentence with the word eggStudent: ate a piece of cake :Then where is the eggStudent:In the cakeSir.鸡蛋在哪里老师:你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗学生:可以我昨天吃了一块蛋糕老师:鸡蛋在哪学生:在蛋糕里先生Son: D
英语幽默小故事2008-02-20 17:12? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked What happened A kid bit me replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw hi
初中英语幽默小故事奖赏A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse shemented Hmmm... Thats funny. When I lost my bag there was a 20 bill in it.
幽默小故事:袋鼠的袋子父亲:你知道为什么袋鼠的肚子前面有个袋子小孩:我想一定是用来装小袋鼠的父亲:但小袋鼠的肚子前面也有一个袋子这又作何解释呢小孩:那肯定是用来装糖果的 鱼不睡眠甲乙丙三个小孩在谈论甲该发问道:世界上最劳苦的动物是什么乙孩说道:不消说当然是牛马最劳苦了丙孩说道:据我看来最劳苦的动物莫过于鱼了大家听了很是疑惑问他:这是怎么说丙孩答道:牛马虽然劳苦晚上还有睡觉的地方像鱼整天在水里来来往
英文幽默小故事12则How do you know thatBob: My car doesnt have a speedometer. Rob: Then how do you know how fast youre going Bob: Well when Im driving at 15 miles an hour the fenders rattle at 25 miles an
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A Boy with a Big HeadA boy cried to his mother All the children make fun of me. They sayI have a big head. Dont listen to them his mother said You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the
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