唐牧师幽默中带着深意 ◎上帝的存在不是人证明他存在的结果上帝的存在是人之所以能证明他存在的原因◎上帝不会因为你证明了他的存在就变得更存在也不会因为你证明不了他的存在就变得不存在◎如果哪一天上帝记得请你作他的参谋部长这世界就会好一点我们先假设上帝错了假设上帝很笨假设上帝作了一件悔不当初的事情如果这样那么在你观念中的上帝根本就不是上帝◎被造的人以被造的创造性用被造之物创造出被造的上帝 因此无论这
俏皮话幽默中带着哲理? ? ? 1总有这样的一种人我们称之为井——就是横竖都二的意思 ? 2他经常跳槽国内不少城市他都待过每当朋友问他在何处就职时他都会说在中国移动? 3时间和婚姻都会让一个男人成熟只是时间是小火慢熬婚姻是大火快炒? 4所谓完美的婚姻就是:男人完了女人美了?? 5还没来得及表白愚人节就过去了? 6门门功课亮红灯照亮我的前程? 7看电视的时候突然出现广告并不算可恶
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英语幽默笑话带翻译1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead.sa
I knew that There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on the table there were two fish. Normally not all the fish are alike in size so there was one small and one big.
英语幽默笑话带翻译1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead.sa
掉厕所了你还捡吗捡啊如果掉在厕所的地板上捡起来继续用嘛如果掉在厕所的马桶里也要捡啊不捡就冲会塞住的啊
Ackerler acker jerinde bireu barlik ackerlerdi jinap algan curak curap jatipti codan bahit degen eken bir acker men depti codan atameken degen ne dep surapti acker bahit undemey turganda bactigi bilme
1.和男朋友聊天说到兴起口水四溅溅到了他脸上然后他本能地用手擦去我有点不好意思但是故意转移重点装作很生气:干嘛嫌弃我啊他满脸绅士般的笑容说:没抹匀2.以前学校说要搞体检要大便做化验品然后每一个人都带上一点点去然后呢有个校友用周大福的袋子和盒子装着.然后走到半路被人开摩托车抢走了 3.一女生朋友胸特小我们天天埋汰她有一天她终于忍无可忍于是便冲我们喊到:我胸小怎么地吧 我随我爸怎么地吧
第二节 幽默一幽默的含义幽默是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式是艺术化的语言是智慧的凝结它的意境在于让人们得到快乐的笑声之后还能从中体味出对人生顿悟和启迪 幽默虽有遗传但并不是天生的赵本山会说的第一句话并不是一个幽默的小品侯宝林的第一句话也并不是一个逗笑的相声幽默风趣主要是通过后天的努力在实践中培养和训练获得随着人们的阅历和知识的不断丰富以及对生活的不断认识而形成它是人们不断运用智慧去发明创造出来
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