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1)TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom why are you late for school every day Tom: Every time Ie to the corner a sign says School-Go Slow. 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆您为什么每天上学迟到 汤姆:我每次路过拐角一个路标上面写着:学校----慢行 DID YOUR DAD... 2)To
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday I gave it to a poor old woman he answered. Youre a good boy said the mother proudly. Here are two cent
ACTIVITY ONE : retell the jokes The joke about the tigerTwo men are walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a tiger in the distance running towards them. They turn and start running away.
A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterdayI gave it to a poor old woman he answered.Youre a good boy said the mother proudly. Here a
how can I get into heavenIf I sold my house and my carhad a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poorwould I get into heavenI asked the children in my Sunday school class. Nothe children all a
英语 笑话Last week Mrs Black went to London. She didnt know London very well and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said Excuse me Can you tell me the way
1A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God what is a million dollars to you and God says: A penny then the man says: God what is a million years to you and God says: a second then t
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英语小笑话The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he readEnglish poor French weak mathematics fair and he gave a glance of
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